Common objects: Male or Female?
> ZIPLOC BAGS – male, because they hold everything in, but you can always > see right through them.
> SHOE – male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging > out.
> COPIER – female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
> TIRE – male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
> HOT AIR BALLOON – male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to > light a fire under it … and, of course, there’s the hot air part.
> SPONGES – female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
> SUBWAY – male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
> HOURGLASS – female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
> HAMMER – male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, > but it’s handy to have around.
> REMOTE CONTROL – female ! …. Ha! You thought I’d say male. But > consider, it gives men pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he > doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.